Ok, so it’s my birthday in 10 days. And I’ll be 28. Twenty-fucking-eight. When I was little, I assumed I’d be married with a couple of kids by this point. Honestly, ten years ago I probably thought that too. But I’m ok with where I’m at: a nice place to live, a mostly good job, and totally amazing…
Birthday update:
1. DAD GOT A JOB. ON MY BIRTHDAY. It was the most amazing thing ever
10. Jonathan gave me a Nespresso machine. It is amazing. It is the new love of my life (along with my Kitchenaid, my Kindle, and my iPad).
Ok, so it’s my birthday in 10 days. And I’ll be 28. Twenty-fucking-eight. When I was little, I assumed I’d be married with a couple of kids by this point. Honestly, ten years ago I probably thought that too. But I’m ok with where I’m at: a nice place to live, a mostly good job, and totally amazing…
Birthday update:
1. DAD GOT A JOB. ON MY BIRTHDAY. It was the most amazing thing ever
And this was the other.
Last year, for my birthday, Jonathan created the LOLrin meme. This year, he’s gone for a Lana Del Birthday meme- a splicing things I love.
THREE DAYS UNTIL MY LANA DEL BIRTHDAY!!!
Ok, so it’s my birthday in 10 days. And I’ll be 28. Twenty-fucking-eight. When I was little, I assumed I’d be married with a couple of kids by this point. Honestly, ten years ago I probably thought that too. But I’m ok with where I’m at: a nice place to live, a mostly good job, and totally amazing friends. Sure, there are a few things I’d change but, for the most part, things are ok.
And I get to see Lana Del Rey on my birthday. If she sings Off To The Races, my head may explode.
But anyway, even though my friends and family always give me WAAAAAY better gifts than I could ever pick for myself, it just wouldn’t feel like a birthday countdown without a wish list. So here it is:
- For my Dad to get a job. I know that’s a little tough to buy, but it’s definitely top of the list.
- A Samsonite suitcase
- This purse.
- This team to win 6 of its next 7 games.
- A bottle of Rumple Minze.
- A facial from the Aveda Salon
- Several awesome cookbooks
- My favourite bubble bath (or really, anything lavender)
- The icecream maker attachment for my Kitchenaid
- A Nespresso machine with milk frother.
Yes, yes, I know, I have expensive taste.
WHAT AM I GOING TO WEAR?!
It’s you, it’s you, it’s all for you.
(Tickets go on sale in like 19 hours. I AM SO NERVOUS.)
I need you, I breathe you, I’d never leave you.
They would rue the day I was alone without you.
